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Spam is literally ham with salt water, and nutella is a cocoa spread that tastes like chocolate. they are both amazing, you should try them at least once in your life.
Anonymous

i hate salty things and i cant have sweets. uhg.

purplepokemon:

Source

Since you are blind And bats are blind Maybe you can become the hero that your town needs?
Anonymous

DOES IT PAY WELL ILL TAKE THAT UP WITH THE COUNSEL AT THE NEXT TOWN MEETING

im gonna move in with monty and steal his nice new bedroom tbh

spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy

I wasn't Complaining I was sharing an opinion. Complaining is the annoyed expression of an event. I am not annoyed.
Anonymous

i’m not annoyed with anything tho i dont think ive actually whined in a while over something that wasn’t like. put in a read more that no one had to actually read, i just like to get it out and forget about it.

HUAH yes yes yes yes yes HUAH yes yes yes

they changed my eye exam to the 8th??? how dare they? i am blind??? this is an emergency i need glasses

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

i dont know why ive never actually had spam or nutella but i know i never want them

danielbpc:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

Itadakimasu

you're very pretty and i hope you're doing good today!!!
Anonymous

i’m happy thank you!

WELL DUH but the petiteness of your body combined with that makes you look practically prepubescent except for your double-whammies
Anonymous

im flattered and also like “damn… im 5”

I feel like fapping to you would be less morally questionable if you had more pubic hair. Though I haven't actually fapped to you in ages I follow this for #baby and you being adorable and silly.
Anonymous

I’M NEARLY 21 I JUST SHAVE MY PUBES WHAT